One of my favorite movies is Wild Child.
Monday, January 3, 2011
Socially Awkward
You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice.
Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline.
You go in for the high-five. Other person isn’t looking.
Accidentally look someone in the eye. Pretend to look past them.
You say something stupid. You play it down, but everyone sees your face going red.
You say “hi” to someone. It comes out as a whisper.
Your friends formed a circle while you were gone. You can’t fit and end up standing slightly askew.
Waiting by yourself for friends. Pretend you’re texting.
You tell a hilarious joke. Nobody laughs.
You’re in class and you want to cough. Some other person just coughed, now you have to wait.
Walk into the restrooms and the stalls are full; pretend you only came here to wash your hands then leave.
The person in front is walking slightly slower than you are. You walk at an uncomfortable speed to get past them.
Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice.
Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline.
You go in for the high-five. Other person isn’t looking.
Accidentally look someone in the eye. Pretend to look past them.
You say something stupid. You play it down, but everyone sees your face going red.
You say “hi” to someone. It comes out as a whisper.
Your friends formed a circle while you were gone. You can’t fit and end up standing slightly askew.
Waiting by yourself for friends. Pretend you’re texting.
You tell a hilarious joke. Nobody laughs.
You’re in class and you want to cough. Some other person just coughed, now you have to wait.
Walk into the restrooms and the stalls are full; pretend you only came here to wash your hands then leave.
The person in front is walking slightly slower than you are. You walk at an uncomfortable speed to get past them.
HAHA!
Katy Perry is living her Teenage dream. Lady Gaga is ignoring her Telephone. Travie McCoy is a Billionaire. Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
I love shoes. But the problem is that I have big feet. Mostly, the biggest sizes of the shoes that I can find here in Iloilo is just size 10. But my size is size 11 to 12. I love being tall but I don't like the size of my feet. I get frustrated whenever I like a particular design and I don't get to buy that.
I♥Mcdo
Am I supposed to be scared?
That girl there in the picture Bet you didnt notice it at first. If you did then congrats. We originally took this picture New Years eve right before enjoying an arousing viewing of the hit movie Jenefer’s Body. Cheese and fries all we wanted was to watch the movie and then hang out with Eddy the Iguana. We all decided it would be innocent enough to sit there and pose for a picture on the floor with him. This incredible reptilian beauty. He is a Green Iguana. Full-grown green iguanas are usually between four and six feet, although they have been known to grow up to seven feet long. This includes the tail, however, which can make up about half the body length and, in addition to its green color, has black stripes. Green iguanas, not surprisingly, are green in color, but can be found in many different shade ranging from bright green, to a dull, grayish-green. Their skin is rough, with a set of pointy scales along the iguana’s back. Green iguanas have long fingers and claws to help them climb and grasp. Anyway, After developing the picture we noticed the girl in the picture she looked awfully familiar but none of us could pinpoint who she was. There were only originally four of us in the picture. Then we decided to research it. The girl in the picture died in the house three years before. She fell down. The picture is now therefore haunted. Her image has tainted it.
Beary Beary Cute!
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